Ask and you shall receive.

Steve, search the older threads here about a product called Magic Shave. It's been discussed a lot here over the years. It's a powdered depilatory intended for black men to use on their faces, as they're susceptible to shaving bumps and such. I learned through experimentation years ago that if used at a lower concentration, it works VERY WELL to remove body hair easily, quickly, painlessly, and completely. And we're talking anywhere on your body, including down your crack and across your hole. No risk of cuts or razor burn, and it'll do it all in about ten minutes. Razors have their places, but Magic Shave is an amazing time saver. I've used it regularly for about fifteen years, on myself, my partner, and on various other guys. I can't say enough good things about the stuff.
If your goal is to be as smooth as you can get, this product will do it for you. Guaranteed. You can buy it at places like Target or Rite Aid, in many grocery and other drug stores. You'll find it in the ethnic shaving products section. I recommend the regular formula, that comes in a blue and silver can. It sells for about $2 a can.
Let us know how it works for you.
--Dakota